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calembouriste: part deux
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She said once that she doesn't really ever have her hair cut. It just breaks off. :(

I don’t know that I agree with the eyeliner thing, but the colors on her entire face are all wrong for her, it isn’t just the lipstick. And what were they thinking with the eyebrows?

Heh. Kanye sucks.

If it makes you feel better, great. But Johnny Depp is not the only person who worked hard on those movies nor is he the only person who profits from them and there is no reason why you can’t enjoy them if you choose to. ETA: Like if a cashier at your local Starbucks turned out to be a wife-beater, you wouldn’t stop

GOAT=Greatest Of All Tools. Works?

Maybe if Kanye had paid the man his paltry salary he wouldn't be shopping around this anecdote. He probably got a few thousand for it.

Having worked the same job with similarly dickish people I can say it is that bodyguards job to know what floor he is going to and to have looked at a report on the buildings layout before going there. Either he didnt do his job right or the guy doing his hand over didnt do the job right.

Wow. So, so happy you were brave enough to get out. I'm sure it's hard, but it must be such a relief to be free of all that. All the luck to you on your new life.

My thoughts exactly! Plus the post by her bff is full of reminders of her accomplishments (basically her IMDb) and that’s the sort of post I’d make for my friend who was trying to cope with something like this.

I just left my husband of five years because his alcoholism was chronic and led him to be verbally abusive at times. He scared me because when I asked him to stop the answer was an empathic “no” and gaslighting me into a different place. I COMPLETELY understand her actions (inasmuch as one can understand another).

I still enjoyed the first Pirates movie, though.

*piles up Johnny Depp movies*

If my husband smacked me in the face, having some lady time with my close friends the next day is EXACTLY what I’d be doing. This pic is proving practically the opposite of what Johnny thinks it proves.

Everything I’ve heard about Kanye West makes him sound like one of the biggest tools of all time. Of all time!

I’m a divorce attorney and salivate when things get ugly in a Hollywood divorce. This one seemed to be gooood. But it's taken a really tragic turn. I hope she is able to escape this.

So wait she’s just asking for a one time payout of 50k and not a monthly one? That doesn’t seem gold diggery to me. Seems pretty reasonable considering his net worth and her not asking for a portion of any assets.

$50k is not a lot for him. And if they didn’t pool their money, maybe that’s the amount she spent of her own money on him. He is just looking more and more like a jackass. Just grant her the divorce and give her the money.

Seriously. The guy’s net worth is apparently $400 million

Good on Amber for getting away from a toxic, abusive marriage. Sounds like he completely unraveled post breakup with Vanessa Paradis. Anecdotally, when I was a P.A. for a tabloid tv show in the late 90s, I processed some interview footage with him and he was high as a kite. Even though the interview was for tabloid

$50K sounds like...not very much for Johnny Depp? Anyway, this divorce saga is just sad.