It makes me First Degree Murdery. My aunt was married to a guy who is still doing time for kiddie porn (he was grooming his daughter in the process as well.) I hate him. I mean I genuinely hate him in that I want him dead. I wouldn’t piss on him if he were on fire, shit, I’d make s’mores I hate him so. When he finally…

Its some tinfoil degree of crazy I’ve seen on here before. The previous posts are all similar

you again

I think crimes against the most vulnerable within society are the absolute worst and they are seemingly and unfortunately the most pervasive. My heart weeps with yours

A lot of statutes don't allow for separate charges for each piece of pornography found. In my state, they just recently passed legislation which would allow prosecutors to charge separately for each item they possess, rather than just the singular charge of possession of child porn.

“Those who download and possess child pornography create a market that causes more children to be harmed,” U.S. Attorney Eileen M. Decker said in a statement. “Young victims are harmed every time an image is generated, every time it is distributed, and every time it is viewed.”

Don’t forget the African-American hairbrush. Clearly he had an experience where someone bought him a comb and he flipped out about the lack of Southern Hospitality.

Not just beverages. That’s a lot of everything. Not just for 13 minutes, but for a fucking week.

Heading to bed bath and beyond to get my battery-operated towel squeezer.

This is probably Ludacris’s boilerplate contract ride for when he tours. A lot of bands ask for stuff like toiletries and clean underwear when they tour, because, being on a bus and going directly from show to show, the venues are often the only chance they have to shower for long stretches between hotel stays.

Its probably the only way his cognac has any sales. Here is a true story, which alerted me to the absolute farce that is journalism and journalistic ethics in the US of A. My trade association hired a prominent asshole journalist to speak at an event (he is a libertarian-type asshole). It would have been improper for…

It’s the cases of Snapple, Gatorade and Fiji Water that get me. How big is the entourage that he travels with? I think he just stocked his pantry for the Memorial Day weekend.

That’s a lot of beverages (alcoholic and non-alcoholic) for a 13-minute “concert”. 5 t-shirts? 5 towels? Is he soaking the towels in juice and squeezing them into his mouth? Does he have a battery-powered towel squeezer which is why he needs all those batteries? I have so many questions.

I assume he was on the payroll at the time. Now he is having his “come to Jesus” moment.

You can also email me your given name unless, of course, this is it. :)

I will put Fart and Smunny as my name on all of my papers.

Ha! That’s so exciting! Make sure you let him know who you are. :) And enjoy — he’s a great prof.

Well that sucks for Depp, but I have good news! Rachel, I am officially in your husband’s summer film class!

“If you can imagine it, it’s probably happened.”

Elijah, this was an incredibly brave and selfless act. Thank you.