I agree completely with Michael Steele: the buzzer is a bitch. At least it was when I was a contestant earlier this year. Still, greatest experience of my life.

So my mom was on the Friday Night Lights bandwagon way before I ever was. I remember walking into the living room once and seeing Riggins and going “ew,” and my mom going “EXCUSE ME, HE IS THE DREAMIEST ONE AT THIS WHOLE SCHOOL.” And I was like, “yeah, okay Mom. Whatever.” I later got into the show and now I…

Oh god Shemar Moore is the most beautiful man to ever walk the earth.

Do better friends.

It’s not a great cut, but it’s a definite improvement. He looks good. What the length on top lacks aesthetically, it makes up for in my sexual imagination.

He cut his hair for the World War II movie Christopher Nolan is shooting right now. So it makes sense that it looks 1930s-40s.

He looks like a younger brother of Cory Montieth.

He looks cleaner tho...he always looked grimey before.

So, he basically rid himself of his only distinguishing feature and now just like an average guy on the street.

They are however the actions of an emotionally abusive asshole.

This is some heartbreaking bullshit. Totally the actions of an “innocent” man, right? More like a cruel asshole with a vendetta trying to heel their dog.

He’s constantly displaying how much he enjoys using his power over her to deny her any semblance of control over her own life, yet there are people who don’t think it’s possible he raped her.

His actions don’t seem to be those of an innocent man OR a guilty man wanting to put it behind him.

Because Latinos aren’t Mexicans. This is an age-old issue. By age-old, I mean it goes back at least as far as Clueless.

Which itself is another pernicious lie: nerds don’t rape! Only muscular jocks commit rape!

This is my second favorite “let’s make the defendant look as pathetic as humanly possible” make over ever. Right after George Zimmerman’s weight gain.

Yeah, beyond being an arrogant shitstain rapist, I was also really angry when I found out he actually looks like this:

Sounds like the prosecutor supports your thesis.

Wow. So now he gets what it’s like for someone to trap you and force you to undergo an experience you don’t want to go through?* Huh?