calembouristepartdeux
calembouriste: part deux
calembouristepartdeux

Some other movies that were booed at Cannes: Pulp Fiction, Taxi Driver, Wild At Heart, Inglourious Basterds, L’Avventura, Antichrist, The Tree of Life, etc.

I agree to a point, but I think there are probably just as many not-tortured geniuses as there are tortured geniuses. For every Robin Williams, there’s a Steve Martin; for every Amy Winehouse, there’s an Adele. It’s not that Steve and Adele live flawless lives, or that they aren’t surrounded by opportunists, but their

It’s true. I never thought of it before, but she’s perfect with a wildling. Their women are supposed to be strong and fight along side them.

Are Australian school systems weird? Or was she skipped two grades? Because I was in the class of 2007 and I am 27.

THEIR BABIES WILL HAVE THE MOST PERFECT BONE STRUCTURE

I don’t care if the only thing my family has to bury is a tooth and a toenail. Take it all. I’m recyclable!

i seriously hope someone walks around with my face after im done with it.

THIS. Once I’m dead, doctors are free to use every last bit of me if it will help other people. I’m dead; I won’t give a shit.

people who are squeamish about organ donation are dumbzor

Trolling is an art, and you are no artist.

What the hell are you talking about? They’re talking about men with cancer and veterans who had their junk blown off in combat and other people who have been in disfiguring accidents. Not dudes who were injured by an attempted assault victim.

I don’t know why anyone would be squeamish about donating organs. You’re dead. You aren’t in your body anymore. If your body parts could save a life, or make a severely injured person feel whole again, why not? When I die, strip me for parts like a Crown Vic. Use whatever you want!

Right?!? Like how awesome was it that this guy was in love at first sight over the super tall-strong woman and not the pretty, young girl.

When Sansa was all, “Jon, I want you to help me, but if you won’t then I will do it myself”, I pumped my fist in the air and yelled FUCK YES.

Also, if you want to cry again, think about this.

Osha being all “oh, you don’t eat the people you flay? Then I’m not impressed” was a great note to go out on.

I NEED THIS SPECTACULAR FACE EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE. BRIENNE4EVER.

I said it in last’s night io9 thread and I’ll say it again, I’m gettin’ real sick and fucking tired of Ramsay’s god damn letter opener.

TORMUND + BRIENNE = OTP