calembouristepartdeux
calembouriste: part deux
calembouristepartdeux

I chose BB-8 AND my results told me I’m woke!

Ha!

Bobby, you're a goddamn treasure. Never change.

I don’t know.

Josh Hartnett has been KILLING it on the past two seasons of Showtime’s phenomenal gothic Victorian drama, “Penny Dreadful.” He and Eva Green have chemistry for dayzzzz.

I’m right there with you! I keep gasping reading the horrible things some people’s parents have said to them! 😨

A dear friend posted this with a picture of her toddler. I don’t have children yet, but I found it comforting:

❤️❤️❤️

My sweet gray baby cat was diagnosed with lymphoma today. She’s barely 6 years old. I’m heartbroken.

One of my favorite nerdy pastimes to undertake as an undergrad at Yale was to go to Beinecke, and sit and call up items that you could examine in the reading room, but not take with you. I remember sitting with a friend as we looked through some of Zora Neale Hurston’s letters.

Right there with you. I was at first confused by her cha-cha-esque Nae Nae. Then I realized she was saying “Mei Mei,” which I think is her panda character in Kung Fu Panda 3 based on the caption.

YAAAAS.

I am from the Atlanta suburbs, so it must have been a chain. It’s so nice to find a bunch of fellow ZB lovers among Jezzies :)

Me too! They had books (my number one favorite) but also all those cool craft kits where you could make jewelry and paint ceramics and all kinds of creative, crafty stuff. And they had a GREAT science and nature section. Sigh.

This is awesome! It doesn't surprise me and makes me love her that much more :)

“Say hello to your friends (Babysitters Club)

One of the highlights of my childhood was standing in line for hours at a kids’ store called Zany Brainy for a book signing with Ann M. Martin, circa 1994 or thereabouts.

I graduated from Yale in the last 10 years, and SAE guys have always been sketchy. The idea of “local unemployed townies” from New Haven trying to come to a Yale frat party is completely preposterous, especially given the central location of the SAE house. Occasionally, students from Quinnipiac University would take

In case anyone like me is scouring the stories and is scared shitless, here’s a little non-scary palate cleanser:

Hi guys!