James Franco is out. It's all about Dave Franco now.

*Looks down at hands*

Madeleine, this is not a comment on your otherwise impressive talents and qualities, but I just listened to "I love you, Honeybear" and you could use that performance as a drone in a bagpipe medley.

Until today, I had been blissfully unaware of Father John Misty. Now, in the matter of of 45 minutes, I have heard of him twice: 1st, he was just a guest on CBC's Q (yes, the show that no longer has a rapist as host) where he said things like:

this is why the Pee-pee Teepee was invented! awwww!

The ones of the cowboy hat, bandana, and lots of fake flowers in her hair are like "Me play dress up!" Gross.

Oh god, I cannot unsee that. And it isn't just you. It's like an unholy mix of fetishism (that's a word, right?) and pedophilia - someone kill it with fire. Please.

I've found that covering the weenie with a cloth works well, because the theory is that the cold air makes them have a pee response.

It's like they hired one of the moms from Toddlers & Tiaras as her stylist for the shoot. Ick.

oh my GOD jesus

slowly james franco will enter your life & replace you

i would still read it tho

this was my literal exact reaction

And then they grow up into toddlers and discover that they can aim. My son peed in his own face in the bathtub last night. <facepalm>

They're truly horrible.

The problem with Dirtbag by James Franco is he wouldn't indicate any names. He'd just imply who they were by describing the night he refused to have sex with them.

Can we discuss how squicky the accompanying V photos of Selena make me feel? It's like they tried to make her look *really* young, and also there's some Latina stereotyping/fetishization going on, to me. (Maybe it's just me, though.)

right, so many things wrong with that picture....... Gomez being interviewed by Franco about Bieber

Jezebel Senior Editor, James Franco.

Madeleine, it's totally literal. Changing boy baby diapers is like a race, you have to have a wipe ready in one hand while you pull down the diaper with the other, then quick, cover it with the wipe!