my first mutt pup (no beagle in her) had the softest ears. i am viciously dedicated to my current pup but her ears, while soft, have nothing on my first dogs ears.

That's something they always say about labradors, too — apparently the proper, classic lab has a boxy head. Which: WTF?

"wonderful head"?

also, this:

my beagle, who will never win best in show, but has won many hearts, has the softest ears, we call them scallopini and want to put them in sandwiches. BEAGLES. BEAGLES. OH SQUEEE, beagles. sorry. dogs are just so best.

THOSE EARS LOOK SO SOFT.

she does and it's stunning. she has three looks

OH. My fiancé's BPD ex-wife is named Tina, and she makes life hell, so I think of punching her a lot. I believe she is also a boob punch.

Anna Wintour looks like she's trying really hard not to be in the picture, which I can respect since that's my pose in 95% of the pictures I'm in.

North looks consistently over it in every picture I've ever seen of her.

My nieces are a few months older than North and dear lord they love their Cozy Coupe!!

Apparently, Chris Brown has entered his Dennis Rodman period. Ugh, that hair.

Best defense against sticky toddlers, other than avoiding them altogether:

I can't wait for the day when North can speak and asks to wear a pink dress.

Poor North West is going to be so totally fucked up one day.

I'm wondering why they are dressed like they just skinned a taun taun.

Hey! That's exactly how I sit when there is a toddler next to me!

Bullet-proof vest? Christ, what an asshole. That child should be in a nice warm house, tearing up the living room in her Cozy Coupe, not hanging around with cocaine addicts, anorexic weirdos and psychotic "fashion designers".

I wonder how pissed Beyonce is at having to hang out with Kim.