That's the writer of the piece speaking.

I only really drink black coffee.

You mean strawberry milk.

Since Emile Hirsch obviously skipped that week of kindergarten, we'd better break it down for him:

How many dates into the relationship do you have to be in order to ask Amanda Knox about that...thing?

Dear god the comment section on that Billboard article. All stans must be destroyed.

IT WAS DOWN. NOW IT IS BACK UP. (It is my favorite gossip site so I was upset.)

to to pull out my favorite cs Lewis quote. - "Critics who treat adult as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the…

Abuelita!! Or any Mexican hot chocolate! prefereably with cayenne!!

Counterpoint: Nesquick+almond milk. It's not hard. I feel sad for anyone who sees nothing wrong with drinking bodily secretions produced for the young of an entirely different species.

At a guess, I'd say that Nolan advocates drinking a quart of whole milk upon completion of your Super Squats workout of the day.

You had a sad ass childhood if *milk* is your fond memory. Gross yo

Coincidence that this post is shared RIGHT after? http://co-op.kinja.com/five-best-tea-…

Oh I have. WHEN I WAS A CHILD.

cereal is way, way better when the milk is almond milk

Also, chocolate milk is the best post-workout recovery beverage. That's not an opinion, that's SCIENCE.

What about milk in your alcohol?

Counterpoint: There is no better snack food than chocolate milk.

Hooray!

So proud that we have someone who is both a doctor and a judge on staff.