Look at those jaggies! How do you not know that it's been badly PhotoShopped?

I am not otherwise OCD but when I buy Froot Loops (not very often) I have to make sure I have one and only one of each color/flavor on every spoonful. I will go to great lengths to make this happen. Also, I feel like it's cheating if I use any method to get the colors/flavors on my spoon besides just my spoon. It's a…

Porn you read is the best porn.

Inserting my cat's name into songs that I'm singing along to. "All The Scouty ladies! All the Scouty ladies!" "My Scoutaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun!" "Last Scout. Last Scout. For Scooooout." And since Kate Bush was mentioned, "Running up that Scout! Running up that Scooooout. With no Scoutleemmms"

do you inspect the hell out of your Biore strips, sometimes with reading glasses?

Step 1: do whatever you want. Step 2: repeat every goddamn day.

One of my cats melts like jello in a sack on a hot day when you hold him. When I'm alone, I dance with him because he lets me. He purrs like crazy and oozes about in my arms while the other pets look on like we're both nuts, but this cat is the perfect dance partner. He never minds if I miss the steps, and he's…

I say really sarcastic things to commercials. Out loud. Like full out mocking them. And then I laugh, because I'm hilarious. It's really tragic.

I'm recently divorced and living alone for the first time ever. It's AMAZING. My ex husband was super critical and I am experiencing freedom like I've never known.

Always waxing my 'stache while watching Seinfeld.

Homer's equation:

I think what you're not appreciating here is that—and this is universal to life, not just designs of fictional characters—how someone looks is almost always the first piece of information you have when you encounter a stranger. It generates the first, often subconscious, reaction, and those reactions (in the real…

A note: "Female", when speaking of human women, is an adjective only. "Female" as a noun is to be applied to animals only, as it describes the genitals only. So its usage as a noun is considered rude and a bit unsophisticated, and tends to be associated with misogyny.

I get so fed up with cisgenders like Rumtum who think that a woman-identifer's attractiveness or lack thereof should factor into her role in society.

I wonder what Hitchcock would have done with that.

If I could star that a hundred times, I would.

Every time you see Bambi's mother die, just keep in mind that she was probably eating a nest full of baby birds prior to her death.

The end is deer.

I spend quite a bit of time on the island of Jura, (which is Diura in Gaelic) the name of which means Island of Deer, so that gives an idea of how many of them there are compared to the people.