Whenever I see that, it turns into "beastie" in the back of my mind.

I thought they uniformly quit reading in the 8th grade.

But isn't Girlaway a spray to repel your SO's exes?

Funny how that works!

No, but my dvd player shows it juuuuuuust fiiiiiiine :D

Even if she's had work done (not assuming she has, even), goddamn! I hope I look 10% as good as her at that age!

That is precious! Does he meow every single time you say his name?

Holy crap, I can't believe you're already in the 3rd trimester....where the hell has time been going?

Is it just my blindness or does JLH's ring say "Me"?

I'll double up on that <3 *hugs*

Manners! How refreshing!!

Careful, or it's about to get culty in here!

I made it to 1:47. Do I get a consolation prize?

Ohh nerdlore! <3 <3 <3

Haha, well at least it should be easy for you if you ever have an emergency.

I'm with you on that. Phlebotomists could hit a vein of mine from across the room.

Though maybe a compliment on shoes or the outfit might be better?

Drink water! If I can do it (after many, many, many years of drinking almost nothing BUT diet soda) anyone can! Plain water will help flush your system, won't hurt your teeth (mine are a lot whiter now) and won't make you artificially thirsty.

I'm not sure about taxes, but they DID have a domestic registry where your partner would receive certain rights for being your housemate.

Being a fellow public worker, I hi-five your awesomeness.