I hear those are fun to lick.

A kid in my hs bio class ate iris petals. Which, by the way, will make you sick and have diarrhea.

<3 x 1000000

Thank you for this. I'm very glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read that...

I know!! I really need something cute for a dress but I'm having a hell of a time finding ANYTHING. I gained a little weight over winter that I'm trying to work off, but I'd like to get something where I could easily adjust the waist bit for growth or shrinkage on my belly area.

I find as a fellow sufferer of rubby-thigh, if you apply a residue-free deodorant stick, it keeps the friction and pain to a minimum.

If your school was anything like mine, this song was played at every. single. dance. Ever.*

I have not. I will have to netflix it (I don't actually have cable and still rarely ever watch tv).

That being said, do NOT!!!!!! watch that shitfest that was called Dragon Ball Evolution. My love for Marsters and DB/Z could not make it suck any less.

It's okay. Their "music" made my brain cells boil and expire upon watching, too.

So. I'm glad they didn't autotune the shit out of their voices, but they definitely could have used it a little bit.

You'd be surprised what shame I can talk myself into living with... ;)

....but what if no one ever SAW my shoes?

Hearted. I truly giggled.

BUT THOSE WERE THE ONLY WAY MY PANTS COULD FIT MY STUBBY LEGS WITHOUT DRAGGING!!!

The lying bit...I figured that was par for the course considering he's a career politician.

Hah, fair enough. But we could probably convince him that the karma for rescuing endangered critters might be enough to offset whatever disease is making him waste away...

If that plan fails, do we petition Steve Jobs and Mark Zukerberg to do it for us?

As in buy their native habitat and close it off to human traffic? ;)

Thanks! I'm not sure if it will be something I can locate in my backwoods area, but I will definitely check it out. I don't mind sweaty but I don't want stinky. I also don't want to kill myself any faster than my clock says I should be, so this should be good.