Sources say he's a worthy re-hitter.

True, but it's always complicated. Looking for a straight answer in a ball of yarn is just not going to happen.

There's always a tapering off at the end of any bell shaped curve, but I think I know what they mean by heavier men making more money. Think of any typical picture of a male CEO or board member. What do we picture? A fattish white-haired older man.

I would think that the market for these is so small that it hasn't happened yet.

Baww... I though she looked cute and silly with the giant glasses.

I drank a bottle of that when I was 3.

My last roommate never really left her room. Ever. But she'd definitely leave dishes in the sink to rot until I had a fit over it.

It's this generation's Wayne's World.

I am firmly convinced that this is the most attractive he's been in over ten years. (And I don't find him particularly attractive in any way)

His tweet actually made me giggle out loud. Good thing I'm home alone...

The first thing I thought of was how the guitarist of Evanescence almost died from Rock Neck.

What I can't stand is when they use a belt to hold the pants under their ass so they don't fall off. Seriously....wtf.

Maybe it's a tampon-joint?

Reminds me of a Step-by-Step episode when Suzanne Somers was pregnant with her obligatory ratings-increase child. She insisted on the TP being a certain way and with the bottom part to be folded into a triangle...

Yay, passive-aggressive workplace!

Try putting a cut soda bottle over it?

I'm sure you know that's because most flavored milk is actually milk on the verge of spoiling, right?

My boyfriend's sister has kids who all have problems with basic food items. Not because they have health issues—they just won't eat it certain ways because they're allowed to be "picky."

How pedestrian!

It honestly depends on your basal metabolic needs.