Quietly plotting the camera operator's death by stair-tripping.

But do you follow him on Twitter?

......how?

Hope she says yes if she wants to be married! If so, congrats! Very sweet :)

500 bucks at your local city court/vital statistics place, and you CAN be named Dorothée ;)

I thought the same. Someone had a lot!!! of patience and surgical level hand coordination.

*Siiiiiiigh* Alas, he did not have it with him since he was on leave. (But, srsly, yummm indeed. You could definitely tell he worked out. A lot.) But! He did look tasty in super-worn blue jeans, leather belt and a form-fitting shirt...

THIS!!!!

Haha, well he knew I wouldn't budge on the topic and he knew we both wanted it. If it had become TOO much of an issue, I would have gone in myself. But yes, good on him for grudgingly doing the right thing so we could have a good time together. :D

:( That's so sad. Poor woman.

Good! Still kinda icky they were filming. Hopefully they got permission from all involved.

I live in a small hick town. Back when I was single, I decided it was a good idea to have a fling with an ex of mine who was back home on leave when he was still in the Marines. Being that he was a good friend/ex lover already and I was unattached, what the hell, right?

WTF, are they just trying to make kids get pregnant?

I've had to go fishing internally for Durex. Twice. We don't use them anymore.

I have done the same. We drove for 20 minutes because I live in a hick town where everything is closed after 9pm on weekdays.

Neither is a hay pile. For the record.

High five!

Tell me about it. And trust me, as an environmentalist I understand completely the meanings behind my statement. They are both disgusting skin traders. (I have no other words to accurately describe how I feel about what they do.) Eff them both.

I swear to god, I probably would have kicked him in the nuts. (Or at the very least sat and imagined doing this about 50 times in a row.)

I like how some of them don't even have "milk colored product" in the jars.