Isn’t just about everyone “much better than Adam Carolla,” though?

Another classic Tatiana “Please Love Me, Twitter” Hot Take. 🙄

Jethro Tull should have won. 

“Orrin also claims Homme has called him fat and driven in the car with him while intoxicated. “

Have you seen “Ellie Kemper KKK Princess”?

It’s incredibly funny to me how a pretty innocuous comment is somehow seen as something that is destroying her reputation (as opposed to the fact that she makes mediocre superhero movies for grown-up children). There are millions of people who get mad online like it’s their full-time job.

Who the fuck wants Andy Dick to talk to them. Dude made Jon Lovitz relatable by virtue of existing to get his head smashed into a bar.

“If I submit as many Kinja sites as I can, maybe someone will finally fix this awful site” I say in the darkness to an uncaring God.

I wonder how many of these websites are capable of maintaining a commenting system to keep it usable, instead of just letting it slowly degrade to nothingness.

i’m stupid and gay and i didn’t ask for this!!! 

Hooray stupid content for stupid gay people equality! 

There’s a generation that remembers Arli$$?

All of us will.

Yes, I just wished they’d keep dancing and their mouths shut as I throw coins at them.

Seriously. Why can’t people just sit silently and stare at the interviewer instead of answering questions?

Being famous does sound like a huge pain in the ass. Being wealthy while maintaining a low profile, on the other hand, seems pretty great.

It’s AHS prepare for disappointment.

Let me guess, you have a problem with politics “suddenly” being a part of Star Trek & Watchmen too, right?

Clive Barker would hate you. 

He’s also recreating it now.