capitalism!

attendees covered in human waste

I think with this experiment, we’ve found the upper limit to what hair style those impossible cheekbones, style, grace and symmetry can pull off. Bowl Cut, we knew you were formidable going into the fight, had no idea we’d all come out the losers afterward.

Her previous hairstyle was some wild shit too. White Girl Drea…

Charlize did something six-year-old boys in the year 1994 failed to do: She made the mushroom cut cool, fashionable, and dangerous.

The minute someone you are in a relationship with wants to track your phone to know where you are, run as fast as you can.

every bit of dialogue is already set in stone so there’s no chance of messing it up

“this guy is exhausting.”

I mean I don’t see any downsides to this. Snyder can try and fail to make his own cinematic universe, his cult will praise every single frame, and we know for a fact that he’s not working on properties we actually care about. I’m taking that as a win and have no real interest in caring about what Snyder does any…

Sam Barsanti is "exhausted" by lots of directors, it seems. 

Which explains a lot about her relationship with Elon Musk.

I had a friend years ago who dedicated the full force of his adult energy to a collaboratively written novel where were-cats save the galaxy from a supernatural/alien threat.

Change the channel, Marge.

The trouble is that, now that people realize the ways some white women use their positions to be racist, it’s become another excuse to hold women in contempt and minimize their oppression.

“the zeal of the original tweetstorm”

OK I just read the twitter thread, it was epic, but you need to get slapped around for this:

“Through Zola, we see a glimpse of the perennial conflict between Black women and women like Stefani, who have zero qualms steeping themselves in Black culture for their own benefit without actually respecting the women they…

A movie based on Twitter!? A++

“Secondly, I was sincerely open to the fact that maybe I did not know something about the author or his work. “Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak,” Churchill once said, “courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen”. And so I listened.

No, but he has the full support of the Banjo Falange.

Imagine being too lame to stay in Mumford and Sons.

Not all Southerners are like that, but judging by their votes and reported behavior, the majority of them are.