You’ve got to be trusted by the people that you lie to.

Zuck never listened to Animals, did he?

Anyone else thinking that herpes is karma for “face-controlled”?

You might say his reputation went out the window

Private Equity - I’m surprised we’re even allowed to criticize it here on the AVClub?

Rich man complains to mainstream media about the mainstream media’s treatment of rich men.

Yes, it’s definitely not intentional that The Root attacks Pop Culture Figure over Manufactured Outrage and AVClub Gets To Piggy-Back on That Pop Culture Link For More Outrage Clicks.

Full minority-in-America cast film with minority-lead-creatives about a mostly-minority neighborhood.

The Root: *writes something snarky and provocative over an obscure issue*

Die-hard liberals who are also on board with Black liberation are invariably half-right.

The Root is tougher on Ellie Kemper and In The Heights than it is on Kamala Harris and Joe Biden.

He’s an absolute monster.

I was about to type I have always loved this joke, then saw Malingo’s comment.

Anyway, I have always loved this joke.

“What’s the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.”

i trust his knowledge of science more than i do his babysitting skills

Oh, come on now. You know it won’t be that.

I don’t know... the past week or so, the bloggers have had some particularly stupid takes on some nothing burger Twitter trends, and those racked up some healthy piles of comments. That means more eyes on the page for longer, and that’s what brings in the ad bucks.

List of features the evil vulture demons have killed here in the past few weeks:

At least there’ll be more room on the page for Sam, William, and Tatiana to reblog whatever dumb shit they see on Twitter.