lmao didn’t this website just promote a podcast based around the genuine love and promotion of Goop?

Alas, “Stop” is not an option.

Fair enough, but at least the Rat Pack were charming and entertaining in between all their bouts of binge drinking and misogyny. These two are just obnoxious and repellent, and anyone who still gives two shits about that weird event from 12 goddamn years ago that only happened because Kanye was drunk and suffering…

“KarenFromAccounts”. Perfect.

If these two narcissistic assholes and everyone in their inner circles went on live television and burst into flame, the world would rejoice, Trump and his entire terrorist cabal would be in prison where they belong, the coronavirus would die on the way back to its home planet, and best of all, we’d never have to hear…

Yeah, there are times when I end up just giving up on refreshing. Man oh man does kinja suck

It took me literally seven refreshes to get the comments section to load. FIX YOUR SHIT, KINJA. This is absolutely ridiculous.

Fortunately the impeccable hygiene the gaming community is famous for will mean GameStops will be amongst the safest places to be during this period.

His cognitive decline is fully on view. Here’s a conspiracy theory to add to that! Why isn’t the press covering that… that he’s incoherent and cannot tell the truth.

His wife’s Halloween costume is one of the hilariously darkest things I’ve seen in a while. I kind of love her a little now.

Someone should inform ol’ Proops that we don’t need Russia tampering with our elections, we can just rely on local governments to close or move polling locations to make it next to impossible for certain folks to vote.

Fuck that Goop show and honestly screw Podmass for giving attention to it. Hypocrisy at its finest, considering how much (rightful) lampooning of Paltrow and her snake oil factory The AV Club does on the regular.

Agree. Some of those products are downright dangerous. If there’s a podcast discussing how fucking terrible GOOP’s snake oil is, and how it’s basically the same shit sold by reactionary grifters like Alex Jones in prettier packaging, I would listen to that. (Which the 2nd season of The Dream kind of was.)

Not a great move by the Rev. But, of course, in the currency of the increasingly smug AV Club, the biggest sin is enjoying a particular genre of music that does not meet the hipper-than-thou mandate of writers who didn’t make the cut at Pitchfork in 2010.

(Even though, one might argue, being a diehard psychobilly fan in 2020 is already sufficient social distancing to keep most people safe.) 

well the fracking industry will be getting bailed out.

I have another point you guys should think about:
Vote socialist. It might not help this time, but for the next one...

I’m in France, where shit is already hitting pretty hard, and the rules are pretty simple:

As long as the business is working, you can’t fire your employees. So no preventive firings.
And if the business…

True, but this movie isn't about the left and the right. It's about liberals and the right. 

It's so fucking perfect that dipshit right-wingers freaked out about how this movie was "liberal propaganda" and how it paints murdering conservatives as a good thing, when the movie actually has the conservatives as the heroes. Like, holy shit, that's just so amazingly typical of how diseased conservative brains are.…

Heather beat the game in 40ish hours, so definitely not “100s of hours.” And there are a ton of shorter games to play. And, as far as I can tell, Animal Crossing will be much more of a time sink than most games. So that complaint goes right out the window.

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