is this a criticism of goop or capitalism in general cause “keeps making you think you need new shit to be perfect” and “offers consumption as a fake solution to real problems” isn’t exclusive to just goop

Royals, and the ultra-rich in general, only have two characteristics more commonly than the general population: bloodthirstiness and luck.

My grandfather was in the IRA and I hate the UK tabloids for making me sympathize with the royals, but my leftist ass went so far as thinking that even if they’re born into privilege it still comes with a million more strings than the average rich kid has to deal with.

When you make British aristocrats the good guys, you’ve really gone too far.

The relationship between the British press and their royalty is baffling, hilarious, and deeply creepy. “How dare our prince step back from his sacred royal duties of presenting awards, attending funerals and pretending to run charities! And just because we’ve been relentlessly abusing him and his wife for years? This…

The sign of the true Star Trek fan is that any news about Star Trek makes them angry.

One of my most favorite things ever is watching Rush play Tom Sawyer on Rock Band.

I object to saying that Schlafly clung to her “ideals” until the end, not only because her only cause was evil and hatred, but because her love of Trump splintered her family right before she died, some of them were stupid enough to think she had ideals also and they got what was coming to them. At least she lived…

Gillian Anderson is flawless. That is all.

Telling someone to keep their ex’s naked pics and lie to their present partner about them is peak shitty Savage advice. 

The letter about the ex’s nsfw pics is gross and so is Dan’s response. The SO is making a very reasonable demand. It’s hardy insecure to not want your mate to have naked pictures of their ex around.

She’s been fantastic in everything I’ve seen her in, but it’s a shame that she’s going to be saddled with that wack-ass AIM handle she chose as a teenager for the rest of her career.

Only way to solve this crime is to pump his stomach for evidence. 

Jeez, don't lose your head.

I’m more impressed that there is absolutely no lame-joke, on any topic, that Hughes can’t manage to beat and torture to a bloody pulp by end of article.

Hello! You are clearly new to the A.V. Club, so welcome! The exit is on your left.

Leave some sympathy for the Christians. Specifically the Evangelicals, they get really upset if they can't be the true victims. 

Gilliam may be a dick, but you’re not going to find a great many directors more interesting in terms of output or experience.

Her thumb hovered above the Twitter “send” button, wanting to touch; needing to connect. She could feel the danger and electricity coil and ready itself to pounce like a falcon on a mouse. “Tweet this!” she cried and pressed, feeling the ecstasy of destiny glorify her nerve endings. Meanwhile, Lars, still sweaty in…

I just don’t expect that kind of infantile response from DaBaby.