Archers of Loaf is still quite possibly the worst band name I’ve ever heard. Only Diarrhea Planet gives it a run for its money.

Check him out on Bosch. Very different role, and he’s super likeable on it. The guy has range.

Kississippi is a pretty damn strong entry in the worst band name contest.

“He’s inescapable! Let’s write 17 articles about him!”

I grew up in one, so... no. Wait, let me think about it again.

Michael Imperioli’s baffled delivery is quite possibly my single favorite line of anything ever.

Robo-tripping was definitely one of my more regrettable adventures as a teen. I tried it with my girlfriend and another friend. Friend and I got reasonably buzzed, girlfriend filled up my trashcan with her puke. Absolutely not worth it.

Sweet Jesus.

It’s my second favorite too! Although it’s after Pan’s Labyrinth in my case.

did you really type quar

Rewatching Mad Men, playing Final Fantasy 14 (again.) Closely monitoring the stock situation on the XBox Series S. If my calculations based on absolutely nothing are correct, I should be able to pick one up right around... 2045. Or so.

Wow, can’t wait to see you guys write 17 articles about it.

It is quite possibly the most pathetic thing I’ve seen on this benighted website.

Imagine being the person whose job it was to clean and sanitize the sex dolls between customers. Just imagine that life for a moment.

The resemblance is uncanny. Are we sure they aren’t related?

God I wish Ignatiy wrote more here. Can’t we trade in Barsanti to put him on staff full time?

Well, probably. She’s already admitted to being terminally dense about this thing.

Currently reading Apartment 16 by Adam Nevill. I’ve never been disappointed with any of Nevill’s books and this is no exception. The Ramsey Campbell influence is strong in this one.

I’ll put in to get this from the library when it’s available. The review for this one makes it seem like exactly the sort of think I would like but... I liked the Southern Reach books, but everything else I’ve read from Vandermeer has left me pretty cold. He’s a fantastic editor though!

The scribes of Nu-AV Club are not exactly good at picking up on subtext. Or, you know, text.