This shit right here is why I don’t like nerds. Well, one reason of many. Many.

Yes, very unsettling people.

Don’t get too excited, he’s going to be just fine. Evil seems to produce some kind of resistance to this shit.

Was it really necessary to make a slideshow for just a few items?

She might be pegging someone! Almost certainly not him though.

Stay mad, nerd.

I think it was the last truly great U2 album. The ones since have had their moments, but AYCLB is right up there with The Joshua Tree and War for me.

Here’s all I have to say to Rush:

Hey now, I’ll have you know he has a doctor wife who is definitely real and definitely aroused by him. Not a sham marriage, no sir.

Picked up Assassin’s Creed: Valhalla yesterday and spent about an hour playing it tonight. I haven’t played an AC game since Syndicate so I’m not quite up to date on the new style AC, but so far I’ve been enjoying it. Exploring and parkour is fun, the combat controls are a lot snappier than what I remember from the…

“Forgive us for the sexual perversions running rampant through the land”

Do not dishonor the name of Clan Nosferatu like this.

My cat is in my lap right now, and he popped up and started looking around in alarm 20 seconds into that video.

The best 90s band is in fact the Afghan Whigs. If you disagree, know that you are wrong.

If this were a TV show, critics would complain that the writing was too on the nose.

They aren’t ignoring it. They love it! They are fascists. Call them what they are.

If only it were as easy for us commoners to move to a country that shares our values.

I gotta get on this daily dildo deal. My subscription to the dildo of the month club just isn’t doing it for me anymore.

If you had any shred of hope left in the American people, this experience should have put that to bed. This is who we are. Trump country.