Hey, I read an interview about you on Tofugu wanted to ask you something.

It said something like, "He was unsuccessful, but had a wonderful time in Japan. I thought after graduating, I should visit. I did. The plan was only for a few months, but it's obviously turned into a much longer stay. Japan is now my permanent…

That last statement is the dumbest thing I've heard. It's a lifetime achievement oscar. What better time would there be to give someone that other than when they just retired?