You sound like a white dude from Brooklyn whose all too comfortable talking about the “discrimination” and “apartheid” of a nation of indigenous people and refugees, the majority of whom are POC, and whose neighbors espouse political charters dedicated to their annihilation. It’s all so simple, isn’t it :)

Great, now we’ll get a candle that smells like Woodley’s asshole. Also, isn’t eating dirt or clay or whatever an actual psychological condition?

I think it’s that whole “Aryan men can do anything” spiel.

As someone who came of age in the 90s in Jersey, with the Manhattan skyline visible from my backyard on a clear day, Friends was kind of this aspirational view of an exciting adulthood I thought I was destined for - lots of dating gorgeous women, fun roommates, all the splendor of New York City right outside the door…

I was raised to believe that if you weren’t in school or at work, you were lazy. My parents (Depression-era, born and raised in poverty) never took sick leave even when they were sick. I was in the hospital as a kid, and they still went to work. They missed every school play, recital, spelling bee, science, fair,…

This does not matter, but Gucci and Keyshia are married. There was a whole special of some sort about it, I think.

I think it’s important to note that Pete lives in the basement of the house he bought for his mom, not just “his mom’s basement.”

It is very likely that your university 1) recruits primarily poor football players from inner city schools 2) does not compensate them for literally breaking their bodies as unpaid interns generating Millions, some of those Millions going to make your school look nicer, and 3) has rich white men who have spent decades…

“Every generation deserves its own Florence + the Machine”

Is it just me, or does this seem like yet another reason to focus on tackling the systemic social, economic, and mental health issues that tend to drive people toward various coping strategy addictions in the first place? Maybe it’s just me.

Sure, but returning to smoking habits is the quickest way to return to smoking. And going for a hike is fun, but not the same experience as quietly being in nature and doing nothing but breathing in for ten mins.

I know, I get it. Trust me I do. I root for human shit, and Rudy Guiliani loves our team. I legitimately have no come back for that, and I don’t expect you to ever come around.

That is total bullshit by LeBron. A real man would tell the truth and speak his mind no matter the consequences.

First they came for Massholes' knees and I did nothing because fuck Massholes.

> Had Acuña run out of the box on his hit and gotten the double, the Ozzie Albies grounder would’ve moved him to third

I’m not trying to be an ass, but I hate this take. The world doesn’t have to work like that. They could use common sense...throw the flag, then get together and decide to pick it up. Then if their supervisor wants to review after the game, the supervisor could choose to not punish them, because in this circumstance…

I can’t believe the guy hocking a nutritional supplement pyramid scheme would support something that’s proven harmful by science. Weird. 

I bet Jerry Remy would also say that you should shield your children from consequences as much as possible because they’ll come around eventually.

That’s a sort of distorted version of a more common line of wisdom: a two-goal lead is the most dangerous lead in soccer - because it’s a gap that’s big enough to make you complacent and play conservatively, but also not quite big enough that the other team has no hope of overcoming it.

“That’s not like him...” they say.