He lives with his mom, or his mom lives with him (semantics), because they both agree it’s what is needed for his mental health, and that  isn’t kind to be snarky about.

I didn't want to star this, but you are really twisting my arm.

“Depends. Is she pregnant?”

Kevin Elster, Dean Palmer, and Benji Gil disagree.

Name fucking checks out. Jesus Christ.

What is up with the comments on this board about Kloss? “Yeah, I sympathize with him as a victim, but he really should have toned down his rhetoric, he comes off as soooo MRA.”

Reverse the genders on these people and ask that question again.

“I haven’t seen a betrayal like this since Kelly slept with Dylan while Brenda was studying in Paris.”

+1 but -11 Fangraphs range factor

Jeter never called or corresponded with either in any way, and indeed to this very day neither have heard from Jeter directly

Yeah, took her a week to come up with that tepid diss. High fives!

Well if it was me and it took 30 minutes, I would have billed the full 40 hours for the week. But that's because I am a shitty person with a shitty work ethic.

Come to Dallas. Dale Hansen would make you proud.

Her interrupting him, asking him a strange question he might not have the answer to and refusing to answer his question, “did I hit you though” because she know she was being recorded... behavior that so squarely fits into a box labeled TYPICAL ABUSER DENIAL TACTICS that I am shocked anyone thinks the extended audio…

Yeah, but you illustrate perfectly how shitty this situation is.

The biggest news here is KCTV5 doctored the audio and released a portion of it that made Hill look the worst. This cost him money and cost the taxpayers money as they reopened the investigation for another month because of it.

It is also apparent that it is his fiance who is recording him secretly, trying to goad him…

144k, if my memory serves

Chrissy Teigen would be terrible for any RH franchise, because she would be completely, 100% incapable of not acknowledging the manufactured aspects of the show. It would be hilarious as a viewer, but definitely not helpful to the “authenticity” Bravo still likes to pretend is an aspect of Housewives.

Fired for being too Barstool.

Celebrities often wear the same outfits so that paparazzi cannot sell their photos. It looks like all the photos are taken on the same day and become worthless. Daniel Radcliffe did something similar http://mentalfloss.com/article/501844/daniel-radcliffe%E2%80%99s-clever-trick-evading-paparazzi