Contrary to the wishes of just about everyone: Lindsay Lohan is recording new music. [Instagram]

It wasn’t covered by Patti LaBelle. It was covered by the group LaBelle, which Patti was 1/3 of. Calling it a Patti solo song is a straight diss to Nona Hendryx and Sarah Dash.

Beto couldn’t beat Ted Cruz a person hated by his own party. Beto would get CRUSHED by Coryn. Texas isn’t happening this cycle its a waste of money like it was a waste of money last cycle.

“I don’t know, Dennis. What did the five fingers say to the face?”

He likes to get them done in Houston because the hospital has a strip club in it.

Good theory.

Also, isn’t that stage set up and in use for every playoff game for Raps and Leafs?

*Behaviour

“In the past year, I have 60+ IG & Tw DMs from KD, mostly from 3 convos initiated by him spanning 5+ hrs each.
I’ve asked for nudes, topless, bottomless, wet t-shirt, blurred nips, no face, blurred face, ass, ass cleavage, thong, partial thong, white panty, feet, toes, legs, a reverse Kirby with human feet where you…

This would make a pretty big difference. I’ve met so many righteous women who were for all sorts of great causes who would then date a conservative/libertarian type because despite their beliefs, they were just attracted to them. My own parents are a great example of this.

They're just pigeons. 

Don’t act like you haven’t thrown a pigeon or bicycle kicked a sea gull at the beach 

So all this time my wife has been trying to pass a drug test?

I just think it’s funny that she was actually at the beach (a fun place to be), pretending to be at a music festival in the Inland Empire (the 9th circle of hell).

And then you remembered Trump would never do that

I like your scams. Here is one from my errant youth. Not me actually, but a friend from high school.

I’m surprised they cast Kristen Scott Thomas to play Mrs Danvers in 2019. Hell, Hitchcock (perfectly) cast lesbian Judith Anderson in 1940! And Jezebel endorses casting a straight actress in one of the most iconic lesbian roles of all time - in 2019?

This is literally the lament of every man who is frequently stuck in the friend zone. “What is wrong with me?” “Why do these seemingly less deserving people get attention that I do not?”

I don’t understand why this site needs to reflexively shit on Bruce Springsteen or at least treat him as a punchline. The guy is 70(!) years old and still does four hour shows. He still puts out very solid records after 49 years.

Ayesha Curry forfeited any kind of empathy when she went on her holier than thou slut-shaming tour. She made her own desexualized, I dont dress like other attention seeking hoes, ideal wife and mother, while I condescendingly judge other women bed, so she can lay in it. I’m not here for her humanity, continue to be the…