You were so close to getting a serious reply.

They don't unlock an outfit *for* Luigi in Mario Kart 8. They unlock an outfit with Luigi-like markings, and nine other characters, for Mii characters. Especially infuriating is that the Captain Falcon and Luigi Amiibos are the only Mariokart-compatible Amiibos that aren't released yet, and the Captain Falcon outfit…

The bezel is just being covered up by a badly superimposed "simulated screen image."

Bashcraft is completely full of baloney. If he'd read the comments section of the Reddit post he based this article on, he'd have seen everyone agree that it's just a badly-superimposed simulated screen image. This is commercial post-production at work here, not a magical new prototype that miraculously looks exactly…

It's obviously an inaccurately superimposed simulated screen image. Look at the prop from every other shown angle, and you can see that every stickered-over screw hole, seam and button matches up perfectly to the one and only model ever released. Even the one poorly-composed shot in question matches up perfectly to a…

No, the ultimate troll goes like this: Tell people to watch the keynote at 10am to find out when to preorder the 20th Anniversary PS4, hold keynote at 1pm and make no announcement about the preorder. Tell people who call customer service to check their email. Tweet out that you'll be tweeting about it later. Sometime.…

This joke always lowers my opinion of the teller.

Correction: only 8 of the original 12 Amiibos work with Mariokart. Not 10. To complete Mariokart's collection of 10 Mii outfits, you need to wait until mid December for the Wave 2 figures including Luigi and Captain Falcon.

The Gawker "expand" button makes it hard to read the first label on every single one of these in a desktop browser.

VW? I wish.

"This must be the quirkiest Lego set ever made?" You must have missed last year's truck and porta-potty set that also happened to combine and become an airplane: http://shop.lego.com/en-US/The-Flyi…

Came expecting mega Rayquaza, was disappointed. How can they call that the "debut" of Rayquaza, a Pokémon I've had for 11 years?

Brosnan says that prior to this moment, he had only played Goldeneye once before—so you can't really fault him for not being the best at it. And it's not like Fallon is that great at it, either!

No lag here. When Wario won, Donkey Kong was instantly sent into the "Everyone else finished. Now you don't get to finish." state, and the race was over. In MK8, dragged items disappear after the race is over for that driver.

That's another important point. Facebook is an advertising medium, and advertisers have no interest in the availability of a "dislike" button on their pages and posts. If people really want to send them negative feedback, the user is expected to use the follow-up options on the hidden "I don't want to see this"…

It's about controlling the tone of conversation. On Facebook, just like real life; if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all. Negativity may seem sometimes like a more efficient way to address a problem, but there's a time and a place for efficiency, and friendly conversation isn't it.

I know. I just thought it was odd that Patricia would single out Leaf Green rather than pointing to the original.

According to the image, the description in Leaf Green appears to be identical to the original description in both Red and Blue

A fake with Ryan Reynolds' voice?

*random note of appreciation from someone who spends most of his commenting energy on nitpicking and criticism*