Catchy pop song that's reached such oversaturation that cynical people have decided it's one of the worst songs ever, and trolls have taken to mentioning all the time because it's funny to watch the cynical people squirm. Kotaku has features a handful of spoofs with the lyrics rewritten to be about things like Star…

None of these songs have ever been available separately.

The leaf is obscured by text.

He's got a noobert noobington Pikmin hat on.

I loved that commercial, and I still do.

They say stock is limited, but they've been offering the Game & Watch forever. Hopefully they can keep this in stock until after the 3DS XL comes out. Then I'll be all set.

I am irrational furious at myself for blowing coins on the giant AR card and the Zelda posters.

We've come so far.

He's already in the arcade Mario Kart games. I'd bet money he shows up in Smash Bros.

That Master Sword is all wrong. Never mind the expected downscaling in the amount of detail. That would be totally fine. The blade in this image has wide flares at the base, which is exactly where it should be thinnest. From game to game, the Master Sword has gone through many subtle changes in proportion, detail, and…

Lego Rock Band.

It would be sexist if it was commentary on dubious uniquely female weakness, but everybody gets cranky with sand on their private parts.

It was a funny joke. Dry your pants.

My attitude toward EA over Rock Band is what you might call "not mad."

I guarantee you she knows even less about Star Wars and Lord of the Rings. I'd be surprised if she could even tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek reliably.

Today I learned that the current version of Millionaire strongly resembles the Facebook game.

I found out last month that my mom doesn't know the first thing about zombies. The biting, the contagion, the desire for brains, the continuing to be animated despite severe dismemberment... no idea. And she didn't want to hear it, either.

If you plug an un-powered controller into a rebooting console, it will sync to the old console... What an asinine scenario. You know very well that that's never going to happen. You careless, oppressive joystick snobs just love to brainstorm these harebrained unlikely contingencies and hold them up as though they're…

Please, you arrogant prick, stop explaining things to me as though you know anything I don't. Go warmly snuggle your Qanba stick or your Hitbox or whatever artisan LED-lit steampunk thing it is that lets you sit so comfortably among the favored elite controller preference, and don't pay another thought to the people…

I run small weekly tournaments every few weeks, and large ones at conventions a few times a year. I know a thing or two about logistics. You're a brickheaded douchebag, incapable of fairly weighing pros and cons. DS3s get voted down by assholes like you not because it's right or fair or practically necessary, but…