You are right, that Subaru will be much more fun to drive than the Audi that will be stuck, torn apart in your driveway.

Yeah you are right, you can’t compare a Subaru to an Audi. The Subaru is a much, much better car!

I bought a single-owner, manual, ‘04 Outback with 1/3 of the miles that car has for $1000 cheaper in the same marketplace. Talk about your all time crack pipe price on that avant.

I prefer holding a flashlight in my mouth because it also muffles the cursing.

Personal opinion, but hand-me-down cars, especially for when junior is gonna start driving, will need a few things:

why the fuck did he do this to an E46 wagon

650+ miles to do on Wednesday. She’s ready.

Here’s the lights I put in my V70:

I’ll be heading home for the holidays from school in my trusty steed.

We will definetly be doing some Subaru-ing and maybe even some Outback-ing

The longroof is the optimal tool to meet annoying relatives.

Okay, I did it myself. Used the numbers from the Bureau of Labor Statistics inflation chart at https://www.bls.gov/data/ . First the list price provided in the video in dollars (I used January of that year each time for simplicity) and then the adjusted price in September 2017 dollars.

Oh yes, my friends and I know how to have a good time. We like to spend time in the evening after our post-supper chores are done. We gather in the sitting room while sharing anecdotes and enjoying a cup or two of decaf coffee, taking care not to overindulge. If we’re feeling particularly jovial, we’ll partake in call…

I rented a car once. After opting for the rental car insurance on the rental agreement paperwork, I thanked the clerk for their time and assistance. For the duration of the rental period, I obeyed all traffic laws and proper motorist etiquette. Since I was only renting the car, and it was not mine, I was considerate…

It wasn’t a rental, per se, but one time these kids dropped off a 1961 Ferrari 250 GT California at the parking garage I worked at. I knew they were probably playing hooky from high school and it was most likely their parent’s car, so me and a buddy took it for a joy ride around the streets of Chicago. There may have…

I like the nickname.

Hate to be that guy, but I’m going to do it anyway.

Let’s also remember a time when Subaru inexplicably made an Outback version as well. Let’s remember a time long forgotten when wagons were so fucking cool that Subaru had TWO hot wagons in the range. Every day we stray further from God.

Orloved. FIFY.

I left work at 9 a.m. yesterday because of a nasty cold. It was a long day at work.