Good-guy GTO driver: signals while hooning.

/JeremyClarkson'd

God I love what turbos can do to anything. You set something on fire next to a turbo, and it doesn't run away, it gets excited.

Yeah, man. The last time one of those fuckers stuck to the front of my imaginary MGB, it kept telling me to write about it on a really big car blog site. I almost did, but it was about that time I realized that website was the Loch Ness monster. So I says, damn you Loch Ness monster, I ain't givin' you no glowing…

12/10 would hoon

One pill makes Torch bigger...

I see where you're going with this. I think. Turn off your damn cell phone!

Move to Canada, but you're still saddled with a 15 year rule. And a large number of people who inexplicably speak French.

I wrote a comment for this article that was so funny, so thoughtful, that it literally sent Kinja into a seizure. Now the world will never know.

Thanks sweetheart, it damn sure doesn't revolve around you.

"Unlike the doors, the hood, this isn't a panel you can just unbolt"

Seems like you're really easily offended by comments which don't imply what you apparently adamantly believe they mean without any basis.

I can't wait for the headline:

Sounds promising.

sure, want to hear the one about the roustabouts catching a saltwater crocodile on the oil rig?