That shouldn't be too much of a problem since the first thing Maté buys for you will fill up the R8's trunk space and you'll lose instantly.

All car dealer ads are ridiculous, but none are more ridiculous than SoCal's legendary Cal Worthington. Rest in peace, Cal. Rest in peace, rest in peace, rest in peace.

Clarkson would have CRUCIFIED that driver for his lap.

Honour thy mother and thy father...

After hitting an Elk crushed his Saab, one Canadian was faced with a choice — take a hopelessly long Greyhound bus ride home, or buy a $500 Audi and drive there. He made the right decision.

Was that Dan Akerson?

Wait, I kind of know this! Singing and speaking actually use two different parts of your brain. The part you use to sing isn't actually connected as closely to the speech part as you might think. I know this isn't exact science, but that's basically how it works.

Only if we all get to dress up like stormtroopers.

Done. Hired.

Dog paddling clearly wasn't an option for it either.

That's right, the answer is what is a Canadian, just like Alex Trebek. And if you don't presently meet any of those criteria and still consider yourself to be Canadian, well then get with the program! Maybe you're actually Minnesotan?

Speaking as a violinist, this bugs the heck out of me. I can see in this video that these guys have actually been responsible traveling musicians and taken the step of buying cases that are expressly designed to fit in overhead bins.

Ah, I was going to ask about that. Glad I read the comments first.

Yep, still my favorite generation of the Suburban.

In the world of "four-door coupes" and "dynamic sports activity vehicles" that are just lifted wagons, it's nice to know that these ten cars are out there as rolling monuments of automotive honesty.

Sweet finish! I was kind of hoping for a Vettel-esque donut or two though...I has a disappoint.

Doggone it I will! And it will be scathing. SCATHING I TELL YOU!

DAT SUPERCHARGER

P.S. Burnouts.

A guy that lives down the road from me has a coupe that looks almost exactly like this car, same color and wheels. I nod with approval whenever I see him out in it.