And after a few frantic calls to fellow '73 VW owners Jason Torchinsky and Ben Preston, I realize that a spark plug wire had popped off during the roll. I plug it back in and the engine stops smoking so bad.

Not knowing where the car was being towed, not knowing if I'd get it out of the impound lot, not knowing if it'd be salvageable, or if a mechanic would even try to fix it.

WHERE

I propose an embargo on these until we get Part II. Come on, Raph!!!

Stopped in traffic next to a guy with a Mazda3 this morning and had to look twice to see if this was an integrated system. Not sure what that says about it, but it does say...something, I guess.

I like this too. This.

These two cars will probably never been seen in the same room together ever again.

Honestly, it's not unattractive from most angles, and in the visual department it's probably one of the least-boring Camrys ever made. I can't decide how I feel about the new grille. It's kind of Lexus spindle-y, but not.

BEST. HOOD STAMPING. EVER.

Seeing a Renault Avantime on the road in Michigan is pretty much an impossibility. If a minivan can also be called a Multi Passenger Vehicle, then it needs more than 5 seats, not just a bunch of uninhabitable space.

Behold, the world's only MPV coupe. Avantime everytime!

It's a 503 horsepower rear-wheel drive grocery getter. Amazing stuff.

The show officially starts tomorrow, we'll be partying our asses off tonight, follow all of it here.

Three spoke wheel in a minivan ftw!!!

Oh yeah. It's got "revised cupholders." So, yeah. Cupholders.

All Chevy did with this was send the car to the orthodontist.

On the plus side, maybe Simon Cowell rolls up next to you at the light. Hey, anything is possible.

Let's just break down what that movie car is. It was designed by Carol Spier, and it's based on a Land Rover fire tender. It's 22 feet long and has six wheels, in the Tyrell F1 layout: two axles up front that steer, one at the rear.

This digression is Jalopnik's equivalent of the Top Gear News.

True, except it's better to just use one word for that: donut.