Clearly.

Perfect timing!

The big winners? Chrysler was up 13% thanks to a strong Jeep and Ram. Ford was up 3% with Lincoln up 31%. GM survived, which is nice, but Cadillac stumbled a bit. Honda overall was down, but Nissan and Toyota both saw gains. Overall, almost everyone was up except for Volkswagen, Scion, Honda, Hyundai, Smart and…

The real genius behind this was that this video actually came out before April 1 and was backed up by its own page on Honda's website and everything. Which is why I bought it all the way up until last night....................

It's the only Le Mans racecar I know of that can also carry a Christmas tree.

But in this age of retweets and trending discussions and viral videos and buzz words, there really is no other choice than to participate and create some sort of sensational April Fools' joke. So have at it automakers, just realize that if you release an actual real bit of interesting news today, we'll probably miss…

I, for one, think minivans get a bad rap. While I'm definitely in that class of people who has nightmares at the thought of owning one, even I'll concede that when you need to haul lots of people, kids and stuff, few vehicles can do it better. The Odyssey may be boring, but damn if it doesn't get the job done.

A see a lot of Corolla in the overall shape here too.

This is hideous. Get it out of my sight.

You know how something can just "look" heavy? This car looks heavy.

Was Tata smart to buy it?

Neutral: Was Ford Right To Sell Jag/LR?

In that case then, "Jay Leno, we call upon YOU!"

Steelies are really that non-durable, huh? Never would have guessed....yeesh.

Good gosh. This is actually East Lansing on North Harrison between the Kellogg Center and Brody Neighborhood. Note to self: don't drive up Harrison. The Versa's already falling apart enough.

I hate it when books do this.

Oh, it doesn't really have a popcorn maker. Sorry.

Not sure if I should proud of myself or disappointed that most of my votes ended up being "with the crowd."

It's hard to find two more forgettable '90s econoboxes than the Eagle Summit versus the Kia Pride, but here we are. Wait, I mean Mazda 121 versus the Plymouth Colt. Wait, I mean the Ford Festiva versus the Mitsubishi Mirage.

It's a massive vehicle that gave environmentalists strokes. People either hated them or loved them. The mammoth SUV that was designed for big work, yet was usually used to ferry children to and from school, groceries from the store to the fridge, and mom to her Jazzercise classes.