While there have been no fatalities linked to the issue, the bracket could crack and cause a fuel link… yada yada yada fiery death.

Yeah, just went to http://www.audiusa.com/models/audi-r8… and the V8 does come with duals. It might have used to come with quads, though. I was confused for a bit because I wanted to believe Matt because I remember the story, but Google Images was telling a different story!

My grandpa had one of those original Mach 1s. My mom has an old picture of it with a date that's stamped like June of 1969 or something like that. You can't seem some of the car because my grandpa is leaning up against it, but with a few minutes if internet-ing one day, I was able to figure out that it was a Mach 1.…

I love the cotton tire smoke. Now THAT is creativity.

Because drunk Wolverines?

True, although that was the setup on this pickup. Besides, most of the time that you're turning your high beams on and off, you're probably not really needing to shift, i.e., cruising on the highway.

Yeah, my mom hated driving that old Ford for the same reason: clutch. Our truck was a Lariat model too, incidentally.

Whoa, brake light trip switch? Do explain further...

Yeah, I seem to remember they were kind of way off to the side in those old Ford pickups, like far enough over that you probably would not hit the high beams instead of, say, the clutch pedal. Quirkiness is what makes certain cars awesome.

The fog light button looks confusing enough, but drivers in Europe have to worry about the one in the rear as well.

If any automaker knows a thing or two about wild parties, it's Toyota! That's why the 4Runner used to have a button that raised the bass and sent the sound to the rear of the car.

7.) Floor-Mounted High Beam Switch

Yeah, I would buy a car that he had owned.

Do I hear a 2011...? Anyone?

Used to have a 1988 wagon. Probably the unsafest car ever. No airbags, no electronic gizmos, and those funky 80s seat belts that went forward when the door opened. Yup, I probably would have been killed to death in a rollover accident. Loved that car.

2009 Hybrid for me! I UNITE WITH THEE!

"I ain't scurred!" Seriously, though. It's probably not the car I would choose to buy (my dad is letting me use it), but it certainly beats walking. Besides, being a Jalop does not necessarily yield the buying power to get the car you really want.

I have a 2009 Camry. This is encouraging. Seriously.

Yeah, dude, the V10s say "V10" on the side...

The moral of this story: Don't buy cars that Tanner Foust once owned.