6.) Chevrolet Celebration Eurosport

Regular Car Reviews sums up the Avenger as "the car for those who pretty much had it with cars". This retail sports sedan couldn't avenge shit. And Chrysler knows that.

GM's rebadging has really gotten out of hand...

Oh, Saginaw......

Ford sees it as a problem, the EPA says its fine. Maybe they'll change it.

The 1990s called: they want their styling back.

Glove and Boots for the win!!!

(Hat tip to Satan)

America's most affordable new compact sedan is also its most boring one.

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Ah, okay. That's pretty neat though. Those old hatches have a certain chic-ness to them. Let me know if you get to drive the 'Ring with it. I'd love to hear about it. :)

Just did a Google Image search for your Marbella. Does it have any relationship to a Renault? There seems to be some similar styling influences.

Exactly. It's not necessarily what you drive, but how you drive it, which is hopefully "well." Plus, driving an Opel Corsa around the 'Ring without crashing has got to be more fun than driving anything else around the 'Ring and crashing.

My favorite part: 350Z understeers into a wall, followed by a little white 9000-year-old hatchback that gets around with no troubles whatsoever. 1:17.

Why can't the interior of my wife's Versa look like this??? lol

Ditlow, as everyone knows, sits cross-legged on the floor because he doesn't trust the safety of chairs.

China. I'm with you; this was an awkward sentence.

Ah okay, cool. Thanks, Matt. :)

Cool guy Akio Toyoda has a lot to celebrate this week, with Toyota announcing a quarterly profit jump of 70% to $4.4 billion yen from a year earlier.

Except for the UK.