“Can you believe how many shitty airports I’ve had to hang out in that don’t even have caviar and hooker service? Why isn’t THAT a campaign issue, I ask you?”

Fortunately you don’t get to phone a friend in a presidential debate.

Imaging sad Sean Hannity staring at his phone hoping someone would call him gave me LIFE.

I thought he was literally going to make Lester get Sean on the horn while America waited.