calcyoul8er
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This is a pipe dream trotted out by a sad company up to its ears in corruption and scandal desperately trying to steal some of the spotlight from Apple.

I guess I don’t get it. Is Qualcomm claiming to have had a hand in all of those innovations, or are they just trolling for Android? Confusing.

Sound’s like BASF’s marketing strategy a couple of decades ago.

Oh believe me, I’m in no way complaining. I know that I’m incredibly fortunate in that particular aspect of my job. I have plenty of other stuff that sucks about my job, so it all kind of evens out in the wash in my mind.

The big screen version will be the iPhone XS.

How the heck does the President of Information Solutions not know about an intrusion of this size days after it was detected? Just how bad is their internal communications?

They’ll make a deal for security fraud, and be fined 1% of what they made. Crime pays, white collar that is, even if caught. Can anyone link an article where a Wells Fargo or HSBC or Volkswagon was fined for at least 101% of what they banked for their illegal acts?

“That’s not wrong. It’s just being smart.”

No.

Not your car, not your call. The fact that thousands of people do a thing does not make it appropriate. Take your own car to the drive through, Tak.

The least God could do after killing his father with lightning.

You wish. 45 will take this into his own...hips?

Man, I miss Friday GIF party.

Like West Side Story but with nukes

Friday Dance Off!

Ya’all need to start using the good ol’ Australian Unisex “Mate” as a term.

Probably a busted motivator.

This is a start. Still not my dream “Kegerator on wheels” R2 unit but baby steps I guess.