calcyoul8er
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calcyoul8er

Don’t shit where you eat. Please. Your work spouse is about half as attractive as you think they are once the mystery/secrecy/danger is gone. Everyone is their better, more attractive self in a professional environment. The excruciating awkwardness of showing up for work the next morning and feeling like everyone

He said it, so now he looks like a wimp if he lets it.

It’s good to hear you’re on your way to the local recruiting station to sign up. It’s refreshing when warmongers are willing to sign up for the war they’re advocating.

“So, when you guys are off duty, do you go to Martha’s Vineyard? You make ... what does a poor person make ... $200k a year? Is that right? That feels right.”

“Sorry Jerry, I just want to play plutocracy.”

I’ve had a Model S for 15 months and so far 2 have had to be replaced, so it’s a valid concern.

Apropos of nothing: I keep thinking of Jared’s wife as the first lady, and apparently the New York Times does too:

It’s ridiculous. We aren’t supposed to use smartphones while driving, but a full computer monitor is OK?

I hate that front end.
Why not put the 2017 Model S front fascia instead?

I mean did people NOT see Maximum Overdrive? We are all doomed!

I’m thinking about all the tiny nuances of driving a truck AND delivering to a business. When a truck stops at my store (twice a week deliveries) it has to be parked facing north on 2nd street. The driver has to put his tandems all the way forward and then back into my alley which is not an easy task, especially

Not to mention the soon-to-be-decimated ancillary industries of bacon and egg frying, truck-stop prostitution and roadside urine collection.

Does Trump love people not named Trump? I dont know the answer to that.

Viagra and prostate cancer.

I think their goal is “nothing.”

“And once we get it done, and then we can have the chance to really explain it.”

I prefer to imagine Emma Thompson jamming a fork into his jugular.

Reporter from Time should have stated, President Trump we are going to fact check everything you say and if anything isn’t true we will correct it in the article before it’s published.