An example I think about is the Colorado movie theater shooting, and if everyone had been packing guns way more people would have died. Basically I imagine a chain reaction where everyone, scared, afraid and confused, start shooting each other.

Good guy with a gun isn’t a thing.

It must be awful to be so scared of the great big world out there you can’t go anywhere without your security blanket in the highly unlikely chance you get RADICAL ISLAM TERRORISMized.

Hmm...Law abiding gun owners ignoring the rules....Ok then.

In that case they should label deals appropriately. Best deals for kinja.

In that case they should label deals appropriately. Best deals for kinja.

Amen to that. Not sure what racket Kinja has running with Amazon but 9 times out of 10 you get better deals elsewhere.

Amen to that. Not sure what racket Kinja has running with Amazon but 9 times out of 10 you get better deals…

“I mean, we know Beats make overpriced garbage headphones... but if they give us a cut, we’ll sell ourselves out faster than an Amazon Gold Box special.” - Gizmodo

“I mean, we know Beats make overpriced garbage headphones... but if they give us a cut, we’ll sell ourselves out…

Don’t shit where you eat. Please. Your work spouse is about half as attractive as you think they are once the mystery/secrecy/danger is gone. Everyone is their better, more attractive self in a professional environment. The excruciating awkwardness of showing up for work the next morning and feeling like everyone…

He said it, so now he looks like a wimp if he lets it.

It’s good to hear you’re on your way to the local recruiting station to sign up. It’s refreshing when warmongers are willing to sign up for the war they’re advocating.

“So, when you guys are off duty, do you go to Martha’s Vineyard? You make ... what does a poor person make ... $200k a year? Is that right? That feels right.”

“Sorry Jerry, I just want to play plutocracy.”

I’ve had a Model S for 15 months and so far 2 have had to be replaced, so it’s a valid concern.

Apropos of nothing: I keep thinking of Jared’s wife as the first lady, and apparently the New York Times does too:

It’s ridiculous. We aren’t supposed to use smartphones while driving, but a full computer monitor is OK?

I hate that front end.
Why not put the 2017 Model S front fascia instead?

I mean did people NOT see Maximum Overdrive? We are all doomed!

I’m thinking about all the tiny nuances of driving a truck AND delivering to a business. When a truck stops at my store (twice a week deliveries) it has to be parked facing north on 2nd street. The driver has to put his tandems all the way forward and then back into my alley which is not an easy task, especially…

Not to mention the soon-to-be-decimated ancillary industries of bacon and egg frying, truck-stop prostitution and roadside urine collection.

Does Trump love people not named Trump? I dont know the answer to that.