I hacked the Disney servers and found this screen shot.

How many more times are you going to mention patches? I mean I love Rip Torn too, but damn.

Ssshhh. His “alternative facts” say otherwise, doncha know?

Even on an article about Samsung devices literally combusting, literally catching on fire, you manage to get in a dig on Apple.

Tangentially related but how cute is Ian mckellen’s sign for the women’s march?

That would be fine if he were speaking as Donald Trump, private citizen. “I had cold leftover KFC for breakfast because I, Donald Trump, love me some greasy fast food,” is speaking as a private citizen.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but this wasn’t from his personal account but the official POTUS account, making it not “private” and subject to FOIA guidelines. No?

So you are suggesting he use private servers then?

Comparing crowds on property that is managed by the NPS is NOT a “shitpost”. Trumplethinskin strikes again.

also depends on what you consider shitposting...in this example, it would appear to include “factual information.”

Seriously, even the quickest of google searches would have shown you that this was said about one Bruce LeVell, a Trump staffer. I did another search to be sure, and no, LeVell isn’t being evicted. You seriously thought it was Obama.

I wonder if The Onion is going to start writing satire articles that go something like this: “New Administration Nominates Qualified Person for Cabinet Position”.

Everything is fine

Guess again, sadly. Even if every democrat wins on the roster the house will remain in GOP control. It will remain that way until they fix the gerrymandering. As for the senate? The mid-term election of 2018 mostly has Democrats defending the offices they already have, and the few GOP senators currently up for…

It’s not all it’s cracked up to be. Right now, for my wife and I, I pay almost $600 a month for health insurance premiums. I’d gladly trade $1000/month on my salary for not having to pay for health insurance and for a better safety net for those who need help.

Might as well. At least Al Franken grew up in Minnesota and graduated Cum Laude with a BA in government.

The choices make complete sense if you assume that these people aren’t supposed to make exectuive decisions but to follow the instructions of everybody who has loaned Donald money.

Bruce would also simply stop the bleeding using his ninja mind powers. Using a white towel - that Alfred will have to wash later - is a true dick move.

I like this version too: