That’s probably the single most asshole move I’ve ever seen a Gawker person make. It’s only been out for an f—-ing month.

Is this how you announce a resignation from Gawker?

Except they do this when android gets new features as well... So what is your point?

But seemingly you don’t find writing a post about how little you care smug at all.

No, but Sesame Street was originally designed to mimic the life of the poor, urban child that it was trying to reach. The characters and the program are moving up in the world, but that necessarily means leaving the original audience behind. Like the one guy who gets a great job and moves out of the old neighborhood,…

wait... who the fuck is this?

This reminds me of something... Oh yeah, its those “sponsored posts” on Gizmodo that look suspiciously like a REAL post, but are actually an advertisement.

But the watch looks like a Nike+ SportWatch mated with an AppleWatch.

Top story: Kate Knibbs demonstrates lack of understanding that others could have use-cases she can’t imagine.

I’m trying to see how this is a problem that some engineering was trying to solve.... Let me propose this. What if you have an iwatch and your significant other has an iwatch, but perfers android phones? Then inorder to add/sync apps or other features to their liking they would need to use the others phone to do…

Nope, they are idiots because I’m jealous that they have two things.

or you know, developers who want to be able to test their apps on an Apple Watch 2 without going through the tedious pairing-repairing process with their Apple Watch 1.

Saw this on my FB and commented “Glad to see No Child Left Behind was a resounding success.”

That’s a good comparison. That’s a movie where the story was a little weak but I didn’t really care. I also remember that movie being one of the first ones where how good the sound was really stuck out for me. Not only were the dino effects awesome, the sound was amazing as well.

You think after a while they’d learn that it would be way more cost effective to just build more Star Destroyers. Just bombard the planet from orbit! It’ll get the job done!

The Logitech Harmony Home Control and/or Logitech Harmony Elite can control both (I have the Elite).

That fucking high ground. No wonder the Jedi Temple was so tall...

Palpatine beat Yoda because Yoda fell and basically gave up for no reason. Yoda wasn’t injured, wasn’t exactly losing by any means, and was completely capable of holding his own. He just sort of went, “Eh. I need to be in ‘Empire,’ so I’m just gonna let this Sith Lord be in charge for the next twenty years. Bye.”

Really? Your nerd glasses didn’t help you see through Palpatine’s rope-a-dope? It was just a coincidence that moments after Anakin chooses to help him, Palpatine force-lightnings Windu into oblivion?

Yeah, he was perfectly capable of electrifying his way out of that situation without Anakin’s help. He just wanted Anakin to do something drastic that would cement his loyalty.

Sidious the Sandbagger.