Whatever you do don’t lose that key! Can’t get a replacement.

I’m not buying this(mostly because I left my wallet in El Segundo.)

You did a great job summarizing that article!

My skin is tougher than nitrile gloves.

Everything I have is rusty enough that if I wear gloves they’re in tatters almost immediately.

Have you guys not seen Just Friends?

I’ll accept that. Just know that your guy wrote an article on Tesla’s ineptitude and didn’t update it in a timely fashion. Then you come asking for the benefit of the doubt which is exactly what you didn’t do for Tesla.

I didn’t hire him Patrick, you can give him the benefit of the doubt if you want. If there was a deluge of news where are the other articles he’s written?

HEY! This is Jalopnik, if there’s a chance to make Elon look bad in the slightest they’re going for it OK?

What junkyard are you visiting where that seat isn’t covered in moss and mold? 

That’s cold

Ditto.

I think the saddest thing I have ever seen that was automotive-related was a bling-bling wheel *rental shop* in a lame mall in Lima, OH.

Maybe these

There’s no way this thing doesn’t leak water right? I bet the top sounds AWESOME on the highway.

That’s the game I always play in my head. What else could I get for my 7 grand. I’d be hard pressed to spend 7K for a Chevy that they don’t make anymore because the Japanese make a far better vehicle in that segment. I know my hillbilly is showing but I can get a decent Mustang GT for that kind of money and blow right…

Focus Groups?

Kristen,

Thats nothing, up here you can throw a dead armadillo right through a Mazda.

SLEDGEHAMMER!