Cause it HAD to be done

I mean, I guess it stands but it’s not related to the content of the article at all.

“and opened Limewire” 

Holy Cow do I feel for you. How many memes and GIFs were shaded at you after that????

I am uh aware of this being a possibility. A “friend” once played and fell in love with Chrono Trigger this way on my PC years ago. I mean... *his* PC.

FWIW, you can find Tyler’s writing at Drive’s The War Zone. .

*out of breathe* Guys... I just commented on a foxtrot alpha post. What a mistake! These guys are incredibly salty because their journalists only post once a month and they are just praying an unsuspecting jalop takes a wrong turn and comments on one of their dusty old posts like I did. I warn you, don’t go over…

watch the video, you clearly see, ward run in front of Stewart’s car. He killed himself, end of story.

If I leave my car and walk into the road in front of a semi, it’s my fault, case closed.

This has a little more complication to it, if you believe the plaintiffs. Their analogy would be that while you would have been dumb to walk out into the #4 lane, the truck would bear some fault for swerving from the #2 into the #3 lane to scare you, and mistakenly went all the way over to the #4 lane and mowed you…

Very simple fact. Had Kevin Ward Jr. not exited his race car and walked down the racing surface, he would still be alive. Everything else in this case is irrelevant. If I pull my car over on the shoulder and get out, stepping in front of a semi, is it my fault or the semi driver’s fault?

I hope so, because the idea that this is anything like riding or taming a real horse is ridiculous.

I went back and watched again and his brake lights are totally on in the air hahaha

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

The Demon lives its life a quarter mile at a time. Nothing else matters.

The positive spin is she got rid of her Saturn.

Wait, you mean I shouldn't be shitting in that pit I hollowed out behind my apartment because it's more authentic to the origin of human experience?

Albert doesn't condense his recipes to printable form. I'm not complaining - this is HIS column. However, I was prompted to write it out for my Pepperplate recipes. You're welcome.