Yeah, bullshit. Show me a town where chipotle is one of the only things to eat. And i prefer my order correct so i dont care how long you take checking or not checking your bag in front of me. Im checking to make sure its right. Yeah you could try to be considerate of others and just grab your stuff, but it takes like…

Yeah see you are the problem. You cannot logically complain about waiting if you turned around and willingly waited again at a different store. I dont care how spoiled your kids are. Thats karma. That said any place with a drive through cannot be trusted and you must do your civic duty to check your bag while there.…

Pretty sure (assuming the same slow ass technology being used) megatron will be able to blow this up (un tank mode) without even having to transform. Come on japan get it together! Do you want the autobots to lose? Because this is how the autobots lose!

Nope this one is more on the matchbox csr spectrum.

My street name is “get off my lawn”

Crack pipe!

This guy gets it!

Why would you use a crock pot? Sloppy joes literally takes like 3 minutes to make. You brown your beef and add the manwhich can. Shovel on bread and done. Not bbq though. Thats for sure.

Nah. Ranch and ketchup.

I live in texas and never heard of it. Im not ordering online. If im lazy and want a quick sauce i go to sweet baby rays. Sometimes jack daniels bbq sauce. Other than that i make it home made if i feel adventurous.

“A fine, versatile, all-seasons barbecue sauce.”-yes. Yeah you could always make homemade bbq sauce thats potentially better. But as far as store bought goes. Origional sweet baby rays is hard to beat. Just dont get the sweet and spicy or the honey bbq varients. They are terrible. You want sweet and spicy add siracha…

Oh shit. I legit didnt realize this was jezebel territory. Makes sense now.

You dont say?

I thought it was nuke-u-lar.

How do you expect a 12 year old to “get a real fucking job”?

You are not wrong. And i hate that.

Dibs on the viper. I can dream cant i?

Yeah our durango works fine aswell. Maybe its “a jeep thing.” We wouldnt understand.

As opposed to not having a vehicle at all? Oh well you can always downshift and listen to the soothing sounds of the hemi. Unless you ooted for the v6 like a fool! #v8allthethings

I forgot about that.