I feel like it's worth mentioning that the judge in Tennessee who ordered a baby's name changed from "Messiah" to "Martin" (because only Jesus Christ can be called Messiah) had her ruling very quickly overturned, lost her job, and was publicly censured by a judicial review board that unanimously found her decision…

My husband turned me on to unscented men's deodorant - Mitchum gel. Works like a charm, scent-free so it doesn't clash with my perfume. (A quick Google search reveals there may be a difference of as much as $1.50 between the men and women's versions.)

Well, I buy men's deoderant, that's what. Men are stinkier and generally sweatier than women (is that really true? I dunno.); therefore, men's deoderant should be able to handle my stinkiest stink.

We're also just getting confident about actually being out of the Great Recession. I'm sure plenty of people deliberately put off having kids while incomes were uncertain and foreclosures were looming, and are now feeling secure enough to grow their families.

Between this and the conviction of the post-prom party rapists, I'm going to have to be careful going forward. I might just start to have a shred of faith in our justice system.

I love him. His positive attitude is so incredibly refreshing. It's a complete departure from the snarky, cynical, selfish world. I wish he had a talk show.

Rocker and party expert Andrew W. K. has been writing an advice column for the Village Voice for several months now, and it's an absolute goddamn treasure. If you're not convinced based on that one hyperbolic-sounding sentence, a quick read of this recent column to a teenage girl whose boyfriend is mean to her should…

"But I HAVE to be a dick, because mine is about this big!"

Even though I have more in common with an oyster than I do with a CEO, I'm glad he's aired the universal dirty secret of work vs. family balance: it sucks for all people involved, but women's choices are given far greater scrutiny.

My mom and dad did the same. My dad was the at home parent because he liked it, and my mom worked because she loves her work. I am always impressed with how well he handled all the negative comments from his friends and family.

These are the same kind of dumbasses who wouldn't get an ebola vaccine if one existed because autism and/or government microchips.

So people who view the world like adults are more likely to experience satisfying, long-term adult relationships? Fuckin' studies, man. They'll surprise you every time.

Me too! Do these websites not realize that most of us are in offices and can't watch videos at work? Why can't they at least post a transcript?

All I came here for.

barren bottles of Blanton's and an ashtray with a bouquet of butts