Did, I mention that I'm in remission!? :D

We had a less than 3% chance of concieving on our own. After our first son was born with help, we knew we could only afford to try once or twice more. Amazingly, I got pregnant on my own. Miraculously, it happened again. However I had a partial abruption at 24 weeks. This happens in 1 % of pregnancies. Amazingly, it…

I'm not one to believe in fate, but the following sequence of events makes me wonder...

I was in New York City for a week with my best friend, who was going to a film camp at NYU. I was already pretty lucky, in that her mom paid for me to go, including train fare there, and a week at the Times Square Hilton. Life was beautiful. I rode the subway somewhere different every day, and walked around, and…

I used to bike commute in Seattle. One morning I was riding to work early so that I could leave early and go to a beer festival. Typically I would ride in at 10 or 11am and work 8 hours, but this time I went in at 8, which is rush hour and the time when people are assholes/aren't quite awake/in a huge hurry.

A friend had broken up with her boyfriend and was totally convinced she was going to meet The One at some lame party happening at a lame club in one of the lame casinos on the edge of town. She wanted me to go as her wingman, and since I was trying to be a supportive friend, I ditched my husband to go with her.

I've got a good one.

After moving out on my own, I obviously has to keep my finances tight. So for years, I had no health insurance. I did fine, going to urgent care when I had an infection or something I couldn't fix with over the counter stuff. Last fall, I finally got health insurance through my school. It was a great deal, and heavily…

Grenier isn't that critical of the unfiltered, glorified opulence on his show though.

We adopted in Kansas, after relocating here from Northern CA, my original home. Thanks for noticing Lucy's skull dress, but all credit for that coolness goes to Mrs. Auditor4life! (sorry for the different screen name, lost my burner acct. key)

I have a not so secret hope that one or more of my children, grand children or great grandchildren will be space colonists.

My wife and I, rather than having our own biological children, became foster parents and then adopted our three kids out of foster care. To say it has transformed our lives for the better would be an understatement. Don't let people who don't know what they're talking about discourage you. It cost us nothing. Our…

because it is a slippery slope that leads to you planting a flag in the Sahara desert?

I called my mom and said "What are all your shoes doing in Vogue?" She thought it was the funniest thing ever.

Plus he is the only character more annoying that Piper on OITNB.

She should have just sent him a pic of this: "here we R getting cruh-azay #cinnebonvodka#nekkedspringbreak

Seriously, she was like, um ok nm then, and he's like BUT WAIT NO HIPPOS BUT DON'T YOU WANT TO COME TO THE #1 CLUB IN AMERICA? BUT NO HIPPOS. BUT WAIT WHERE ARE YOU GOINNNNNGGGG??? Lol what a moron.

I know, she wasn't saying "I won't give pics but still give me the table" she was saying that isn't worth it and she would just go elsewhere. The guy would not let up. Five texts from her for every one from her.

I literally and figuratively would have shit my pants.