Hillary did better than anyone expected yesterday. There was a moment where she shot a glance at this Senator, I forget which one, after he turned his attitude up a little too loud and you could feel him shrinking in his seat. She may as well have screamed at him “I told everyone to check their fucking priviledge at…

This is why I could never enter politics. Being grilled for hours by a bunch of hostile white male Republicans would enrage me from go and I would be unable to keep from using the words “fucking assholes” in my testimony.

It may be a minor point, but I’m glad that the “shatter” obliterates Cosby’s image and leaves the others relatively intact. It would seem unfair if the rest of the cast was defaced or vandalized.

1) Never ask a woman if she is pregnant with twins.

I have two friends who are at 20 weeks and 22 weeks right now. Both are TINY girls. They look pretty much like this. Two weeks ago, nothing. Now they are clearly pregnant. These people need to fuck off. I have another girlfriend who didn’t even look pregnant until she was 25 or 26 weeks and people were equally rude -…

When are we going to blame our puritanical government for forcing gambling sites to masquerade as something else in order to operate?

Legalize and tax gambling. Stop banning it, already. Bring back poker. Open online casinos. The UK, Australia, and New Zealand all have public sports betting. The world has, thus far,…

A recent FanDuel promo code will hopefully be prophetic

I was a GND addict when it was Holly, Bridget, and Kedra. In just the couple of appearances her mom made it seemed like she was either jealous of Kendra or doing everything she could to get a foot in her daughter’s 15 minute long spotlight. Looks like nothing has changed!

I feel ya Taylor. I cut off the tip of my finger using a mandolin slicer a couple weeks back.

That’s good, Patti. Kendra accused you of emotionally abusing her, so you plan to... emotionally abuse her.

I hope everyone doesn’t respond to this by saying, “So it took a man to say it, and people will listen. . . . .”

My husband and I have a rock solid relationship and have been together for pretty much our entire adult lives, but we had our first kid at the beginning of the summer, and it’s the biggest challenge we’ve ever faced. I didn’t think the constant exhaustion would take it’s toll, but when you’re frustrated and tired and…

There was a really great comment about marriage in last week’s episode of The Affair (which is appropriate or ironic, depending on who you are): “A house, it’s like a marriage, actually. You’ve got to be in it for the long haul if you ever want to see it come together.”

Slightly off topic but the fact that Rusty Yates isn’t sitting in prison still angers me to no end. When he went on Oprah and said he “forgave her”, I about lost my mind.

Promo Code: FUCKED

Well done, reminds me of my favorite page on Facebook.

Beyond this being dangerous for actual victims of domestic abuse, I think it’s kind of self-congratulatory and gross to think that just taking part in a viral campaign is in any way doing any real good. Donate money, volunteer somewhere, but making a status update or tweet in instagram post does nothing but make the…

I had a feeling this wasn't going to end well. It's sad and it would be great if some kind of secret signal could help abuse victims find help but the thing about it is that it actually needs to be secret

I am looking to hire cooks and waitstaff for my newest restaurant - Punchie’s This Is How We Serve It.

I read every one of these - and there were definitely some gems - but I just flat-out can’t get over putting jelly on pizza, let alone asking for it like it’s not completely insane.