I don’t disagree that this is uncharacteristic, but as some who spent a lot of time teaching older legislators how to use their smartphones I have a hard time believing the governor is tech savvy enough to carry on such conversations.

White People Problems.

Because of the way text message inbox is set up I often times ALMOST sent my boss a text that was meant for my boyfriend. Damn these touchscreens! Now I make sure to check twice.

I refer to him as Perv Skeletor. His wife left him and he took Rebekah to the inauguration because he’s that classy.

First rule of having an affair, make sure your mistress has the same first name as your wife.

As a Jezzie who is married to someone who’s a year older than the governor, I strongly suspect that evidence will come out that Bentley isn’t quite right in the head. His actions are truly uncharacteristic for someone of his age and I am casting extreme side eye at ol’ Rebekah. Popcorn is at the ready.

Pro tip, use the same pet name for both of them, or better yet find a mistress with the same first name as your wife.

It’s like he’s never heard of “honey” or “babe”. They exist for a reason, amateur.

That text message is why old people should stay away from smart phones.

>If an investigation/prosecution goes forward, it is likely to correspond with mid-terms, therefore it is not ‘magical thinking’ that Trump could be impeached by a Democratic congress.

Even if the Dems retake the House and Senate and impeach Trump, laws that he signed, executive orders that he issued, and lifetime appointments that he makes don’t just disappear.

It drives me nuts that a lot of liberals are hanging onto the idea that Trump’s actions in the WH will somehow be undone if he leaves office.

I mean, she’s an actual witch to them, so I’m sure she was able to bewitch him across space and time or some shit.

Fuck everyone and everything and may every single person who worked against Hillary Clinton outlive their children and then rot in hell.

If you dare and can hold your lunch, you should check Breitbart now. They are trying to pin this on Hillary. (Of course they would, right?) Saying that somehow she conned Trump into doing this. Through magic or shaking shiny car keys in front of Trump’s face, I don’t know. But they say it’s her along with McCain and…

Truth. I can plan for -30. At least it actually is -30 and not -7 but with windchill -45.

And if we’d wound up exactly here less than 100 days into the Clinton presidency, I’d be nervous, but at least I’d know there was a foreign policy expert in the White House who would have other experts advising her on how to thread this incredibly dangerous needle. And the White House probably wouldn’t be a chaotic…

If any moderates were moderate, they wouldn’t have approved all those dumb cabinet choices. They know he’s going to start a war to try and raise his approval rating, and they’re not going to stop him.

Well, fwiw, I suspect the idea that Trump is going to be run out of office by illegal connections with Russia is a bit of a pipe dream. He’s more likely to get sick and resign, have a heart attack and die, or just decide he’s not that interested in the day-to-day bullshit he never anticipated having to deal with. I…