My favorite is that Chuck Todd asked him that since he blocked Merrick Garland, does that now mean he’s going to make it official that no president in the last year of his presidency can appoint a Supreme Court justice and McConnell was all like “WHAT?! Why would I ever do that?” Its like...holy shit dude. Get a…

This is painfully accurate. We need a name, or a catchphrase, or an elevator pitch. Some of you Jezzies must work in advertising or marketing or comedy — let’s get on it!

Mitch McConnell makes me wish I believed in Hell, as that asswipe deserves to burn for all eternity for his shameless dishonesty.

Aaaand reading anything more than 140 characters is like, hard, dude. This is Idiocracy. Gird your loins, hide your libraries, hide your kids....

A family member, who is a big Trump supporter, accused me of being over-privileged in that I have time to follow the news. He was annoyed when I started to sketch the details of this Nunes debacle, cutting me off sharply with ‘...the fact that you know so much about it goes to show you’re living on easy street,…

It can basically be boiled down to:

Right? Like... I can’t even believe how little people seem to care about this. it’s astounding. Today’s bag was extra barfy, indeed!

Case in point: Get Out. Now at $140 million in domestic box office, which is the highest grossing debut by a writer-director of all time now.

This argument bothers me the most (along with “black doesn’t travel”).

It’s going to take Asian Americans (and Asians in other places as well) to really 1) see themselves as a much more cohesive group in the US and 2)start organizing in a loud way for this shit to stop happening. Also, it’s going to take shaking the perception as the “model minority” for a great many in this country to…

So the Asian woman’s brain went into Scarlett Johansson, and Scarlett’s brain went into a cell phone to keep Joaquin Phoenix company, does that mean somewhere out there is an Asian woman with an iPhone for a brain? How will we ever get them back in their correct bodies??

That’s what infuriates me about this election the most. People fell for the lie of populism w/o thinking it through. Populism is Jaime Oliver going to WV and selling pipe dreams of healthier food without any practical means. The women were treated like villains for being pragmatic. Now, let’s see how someone who…

Ugh, I hate how much voters (on both sides IMO) punished Clinton for actually running on a realistic platform (to a large extent) instead of blatant lies that made some voters feel good.

This. There seems to me a tremendous amount of hypocrisy in voting for politicians who want to cut entitlements while feeling you’re entitled to a job in a dying industry and the government is going to help you get it. Um, the fuck?

Clinton tried that. She wanted to bring training in alternative energy jobs to coal country so that coal miners wouldn’t become unemployed as coal went the way of the dodo, but she made the mistake of saying that doing so would put coal mining companies out of business. Well, I mean also she’s a woman, and Benghazi…

AND the fact that he was in an a capella group. So the implication was.... he went to college? And participated in extra curricular activities?

They also tried to poke fun at the fact he dressed up as Han Solo for some fan film/school project thing. Like that’s gonna make someone NOT vote for him.

One attack ad painted Ossoff as too inexperienced

This guy is such a smug prick. This man would have launched an investigation into a Sasha and Malia run lemonade stand when Obama was in office and now he has no problem with White House staffers possibly making millions on the side. What a disingenuous fuck.

Chaffetz response when Trump is indicted on treason charges: