Right!? Like, I have zero interest in going to a football game, so by all means go with your friends. I like football and all, but let’s be real, it’s actually a much better experience when you’re sitting on your couch, in your warm house, not surrounded by drunk assholes while you freeze your nerps off.

My guy’s friend asked him to go to Coachella with her and he asked if I’d mind. My response, was “Bye! Have fun!”

I would prefer they just be friends.

I once broke up with a guy* because he turned down a really great seat at an NFL game because he would be sitting with his best friend, the best friend’s wife, and the wife’s friend. My ex said he didn’t think it would look right and that people would assume he and the wife’s friend were together. It was the dumbest…

Yup, I have to travel with male colleagues all the time, we have to treat (male) clients to dinner following meetings (and alcohol is consumed because we are ADULTS and our job is stressful!), *gasp* we even stay at the same hotel.

My husband works in an office with a lot of female co-workers. He takes them out to lunch all the time, especially when they’re working on projects. I don’t think he fucks them, but given the sultry atmosphere of Max & Ermas, I suppose anything is possible.

I find this entire line of thinking so infuriating. I’m a single woman, and I’m really into sports. A significant part of my social circle is married dudes who I hang out with, often sans wives. We go watch sports. Sometimes we go out to eat before/after and, sometimes, we will drink alcohol. (GASP!) I know all the…

Hahahahahaha like any of those asshats would go so low as to even consider dining with a lesbian (shudder). Gross. They might catch the gay or something.

Imagine having such a low opinion of your husband that you think sharing dinner or having a drop of alcohol touch his lips will make him cheat on you. Just imagine having that life, that relationship.

It also should go without saying that there is no indication that any of the women I occasionally dine with are trying to get laid either. In every case that I’ve scrutinized they seem to be most interested in eating lunch.

For anyone who is like eh, no big deal, I have this question:

You obviously don’t know how sex works. See, if a man is in close proximity to a woman who is not his wife and he is alone, then some dangerous things start happening. First, the woman’s vagina starts emitting pheromones designed to activate the Devil Center of the man’s brain. The Devil Center picks up on these…

I have lunch every other week or so with a woman who works in my office. Sometimes we go to lunch at the same time and we both require nourishment so eating together makes sense. So far I have managed to avoid fucking her. I do this by not trying to fuck her. This also applies to all other women I know who are not my…

Jesus Christ republicans are obsessed with sex. Do they really think just because a penis and a vagina are in close proximity to each other that sex is bound to occur? Just what goes on in their minds? I’d really like to know. No wait, maybe I don’t. 

This annoys me to no fucking end. Women already get left out of a ton of the “social” kind of gatherings that really do help your career (“Oh, all the ‘boys’ went to the bar with the boss after work? Nice.”), and in jobs like politics (where you are on the road, or working late, or out at meetings a lot) that can…

I know this is going to sound crazy, but at my last job, I had to TRAVEL TOGETHER with someone else who was married because that’s what we were SUPPOSED TO. They wanted us to visit our clients in upstate NY!!! OMG, so romantic, the temptations...we had to force ourselves not to...

Just kidding...WTF is this? Sexism.…

Hmmm. So it’s ok for a man to dine with a man, because that could be job related, but not a man with a woman as that couldn’t possibly be job related?

Obviously not in the GOP.

Just saw the results of a poll asking “If evidence of collusion between the Trump campaign and Russia is produced, should Trump resign?” 40-jumbly-fucking-percent said no. My skeleton just about ripped its damn self free and spiked my empty skin-sac to the ground in protest!

It’s not totally far fetched. We already know Obama directed him to meet with congressional leaders in mid-September, and supposedly they had been on he fence for months with how to handle it.

Given how much damage the Clinton email shit had and how little she actually lost by? Yeah, I think it would have mattered. A lot. We’re talking four states decided from a bit over a point to less than a quarter of a point. This was the difference between winning and losing. The high number of third party votes? Yeah,…