Sort of unrelated but one of my Trump-loving cousins posted an article saying Adam Carolla says the Women’s March was a product of narcissism. My cousin says he’s dead right and “marching in pussyhats isn’t going to solve anything”, which was a direct jab at her liberal sister who attended the march.

I’m sure Fox News and Brietbart will get right on that...

yes, it’s so weird that liberal activists would plan a protest against you.

“Many of the so called ‘voters’ who voted against me were actually egged on by Hillary Clinton who ‘campaigned’ to try to get them to vote for her. Sad!”

Zactly.

Which segment of the country do you think is largely driving policy right now?

Rounding up undocumented Mexican workers picking our vegetables will 100% bring back coal mines in West Virginia! Making America great again!

This is my biggest pet peeve regarding immigration. The most liberal places in America, who never vote Republican and do not support this bullshit, are also A.) More densely populated with immigrants and B.) More likely* to be victims of a terror attack.

And think of the jobs! Now my uncle from Ohio can have his dream job of being a field hand on an Idaho potato farm!

The important thing is that white people in Idaho feel safe from Mexicans.

stacked his cabinet with billionaires and CEOs

<Tom Hardy grunt> I was hoping I had dreamed that.

OK, I guess I misinterpreted what you meant by “thing.”

There are a few Syrian refugee families in my neighborhood. They bake cupcakes for PTA bake sales and take their kids to soccer...just like everyone else. People are amazed. I have no idea what they were expecting.

Thoughts and prayers go out to Lt Gen McMaster and his family.

Well, there was that one time a white guy shot up a mosque... that kind of thing will happen if you allow more refugees into the Americas. Do I need to say sarcasm/satire formed this statement?

A party that refuses to vet even just violent mental patients to keep them from buying firearms (one of the first dialbacks of Obama regulation that the new Congress passed) has no business to talk about “extreme vetting” with a straight face, anyway.

Well, there have been a couple things; one Syrian refugee held a fundraiser for the Fort McMurray Fire victims, another guy is opening a clothing store, and some Syrian kids are learning to skate and play hockey. Obviously all part of their insidious plan to eventually rise up and take over the country.

Except this:

I like to play the game “How Would Republicans Act if Obama did the Shit 45 Did.” I get some joy out of thinking of them sputtering in anger.