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fuck and marry Stephen Colbert as Legolas, who is Orlando Bloom?
Coincidentally I’m a bag of squirrels.
If you’re trolling you win. If not, and that’s a real expression of thought:“bc they’re stupid and do stupid things...meh” *throws toy.
Gonna put it out there I have done it several times, love giving rim jobs and have never been sick. Obviously I expect my partner to be relatively clean and I wouldn’t go near it if there was obvious fecal matter (it’s anal, sometimes it happens) and in all honesty I have a fairly strong immune system (I spent much of…
I think it sounds like Holly came to terms with the fact that it was a really fucked up situation, whereas Kendra has not. If you label your past as dysfunctional it can feel like a real loss to people. They’re like siblings fighting over the memory of their dad but weirder.
The mouth on that woman! Oh my stars!
It pissed Woody off. That’s good enough for a chuckle to me.
They never posted. One guy pointed at a model in the background and said “nice ass.” His buddy squints and says “I think that’s a dude.” All three argued for the next 15 minutes and then one of them threw a punch.
it might be pics of the other wedding, which I supported after I saw the groom post this on one of the articles:
Next best thing!
I’m actually a fan— I think themes are generally stupid, but they actually made it look pretty damn beautiful and not super tacky.
Well seeing as how you couldn’t manage to get the wedding party reservations at Dorsia, the whole attempt was rather lame.
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Thanks, Yacht but I’ll just listen to this instead:
IMO, “I hate drama” either means “I am scared of people that emote” or “I want to gaslight you and not be called out on it.”
He did Demi even less of a favor.
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This is still one of my favorite Deadspin posts ever.